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Joke of the day – Jest

The pun is mightier than the word.

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“This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”

― George V. Higgins

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Oh…no! (இ﹏இ`。)…Monday again!

"Bring my coffee, right meow!" http://earthprom.com

“Bring my coffee, right meow!”
http://earthprom.com

"Did someone just say Monday?" http://aaanything.net

“Did someone just say Monday?”
http://aaanything.net

"What's this all about?" http://eaglestalent.com

“What’s this all about?”
http://eaglestalent.com

"We didn't do it!" http://deccanchronicle.com

“We didn’t do it!”
http://deccanchronicle.com

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“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

Bill Watterson

“Let me clean up this window so you can have a better view…”

“Snoozing time!”

“Err…can someone please change the channel.”

 (Photo credit:  www.babycats.com)


(Photo credit: http://www.babycats.com)

“I found my spot!”

“Cat mentalist”

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Why do they leave? (oꆤ︵ꆤo)

remembering monster
In fond memory of Monster who said goodbye to us on 02/10/14.

It doesn’t make any difference
their color or size
most dogs are very wise;

They know their limits
how to please
sometimes in fun
they really tease;

They join our lives
fill our hearts
we never ever
want to part;

Their lives are too short
for the joy they give
why do they leave
and we get to live?

Patricia Walter

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Joke of the day – Anatomy

The body is an interesting phenomenon. Often a pat on the back…

…will result in a SWOLLEN head.

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Quote of the day – Mel Odom

“It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos.”

– Mel Odom

"Look at my purrrretty gown." (Photo credit: www.pleated-jean.com)

“Look at my purrrretty gown.”
(Photo credit: http://www.pleated-jean.com)

"I was just looking for my other tennis ball." (Photo credit: www.giftsdirect.com)

“I was just looking for my other tennis ball.”
(Photo credit: http://www.giftsdirect.com)

"It wasn't me.  The pillow exploded." http://www.pinterest.com

“It wasn’t me. The pillow exploded.”
http://www.pinterest.com

"It's about time they change the wallpaper." (Photo credit: www.emgn.com)

“It’s about time they change the wallpaper.”
(Photo credit: http://www.emgn.com)

"See what claustrophobia made me do!" (Photo credit: www.awesomelycute.com)

“See what claustrophobia made me do!”
(Photo credit: http://www.awesomelycute.com)

"Hey dude, you have a problem with this?" (Photo credit: www.officialhuskylovers.com)

“Hey dude, you have a problem with this?”
(Photo credit: http://www.officialhuskylovers.com)

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Joke of the day – Misconstrue

Bob: “My wife doesn’t understand me.”

Tom: “In what way?”

Bob: “Well, the other day I was sitting in my bath when she walked straight in and with one swipe she sank my rubber duckie.”

Bath Ducky Hello