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“Brutality to an animal is cruelty to mankind – it is only the difference in the victim.”

Alphonse de Lamartine

In memory of Cecil the beautiful lion. (Photo credit:  www.forbes.com)

In memory of Cecil the lion. (Photo credit: http://www.forbes.com)

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Joke of the day – I have a question

During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.

Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”

Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”

Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”

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“My loathings are simple:

stupidity,

oppression,

crime,

cruelty,

soft music.”


– Vladimir Nabokov

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“Yes: I am a dreamer.

funny cat napping

For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight,

cat under the moonlight

and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”

cat watching beautiful sunset

― Oscar Wilde

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Joke of the day – Worst job

toothbrush

Toothbrush: “I hate my job!”

toilet roll

Toilet roll: “Yeah…tell me about it!”

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Joke of the day – Dressing babies

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

baby-boy-and-baby-girl

Because babies can’t dress themselves.

Baby Waving Bye Bye

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Quote of the day – Barbara A. Daniels

cute-puppy-dog-in-a-coffee-cup

“Life is a beautiful and endless journey in search of the perfect cup.”

funny mouse in mug

funny cat in mug

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coffee with cat foam

hamster in cup

― Barbara A. Daniels

(Photos from http://www.pinterest.com & http://www.tumblr.com)

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Joke of the day – Beware

Don’t mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, Tae Kwan Do, Jujitsu, and 25 other dangerous words!

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“In a mad world,

only the mad are sane.”

funny dog looking crazy

Crazy Sign

Akira Kurosawa

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Joke of the day – Home protector

Our Home is protected by the Good Lord and a Saint.
If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet them both!