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“In a mad world,
only the mad are sane.”
Joke of the day – Home protector
Our 
is protected by the Good Lord and a Saint.
If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet them both!
“The one thing that you have that nobody else has is you.
Your voice,
your mind,
your story,
your vision.
So write and draw and build and play and dance and live as only you can.”
– Neil Gaiman
Joke of the day – Golden retriever
What do you get if you cross a golden retriever with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
Funny drawings by Shaye – 16
My cat of many colours! 
Joke of the day – Happy Lassie
Peace and Love to All
… to all who are celebrating!
When wars and conflicts totally cease,
In our world, there shall be peace.
People must learn to get along,
Not blame others, for being wrong.
They fight for control, fight for land,
Some just need a helping hand.
We must rid ourselves of vanity,
And embrace peace, through humanity.
Wars make children so much tougher,
Lose their innocence, while they suffer.
We should fight for peace instead,
Love not war, we should spread.
by AnitaPoems.com
“Science may have found a cure for most evils; …
… but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all –
… the apathy of human beings.”
“I don’t understand humans either!”
– Helen Keller
Joke of the day – My pet parrot
Short essay on my pet parrot:
I got a parrot and it talked, but it did not say ‘I’m hungry’, so it died.
