“Understanding life is like trying to put together a puzzle with pieces that don’t fit.”
– Dave Guerrero
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Perspicacious
“ Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.”
― Andy Biersack
Happiness is …
… all-time favourite chocolate sundae McDip!
Joke of the day – Rare steak
Jim was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.
‘Waiter,’ Jim shouted, ‘Didn’t you hear me say “well done”?’
‘Of course I did, sir, I can’t thank you enough, sir,’ replied the waiter. ‘I hardly ever get a compliment.’
“Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it’s set a rolling it must increase.”
– Charles Caleb Colton
“Life is short – pet hard.”
– Anthony Rubino Jr.
Joke of the day – Verb tense
Joke of the day – Golf on Sunday
Golfer: “Reverend, do you think it’s a sin for me to play golf on a Sunday?”
Vicar: “The way you play golf it’s a sin any day.”
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 