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“My dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always mom who tells him which pair to put on.”
Joke of the day – Who’s in charge?
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“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”
James A. Garfield
Joke of the day – Grandpa
Reporter: “To what do you attribute your old age?
Grandpa: “To the fact that I was born a long time ago.”
“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.”
― Charles Schulz
“The great myth of our times is that technology is communication.”
– Libby Larsen
Joke of the day – Goalie
Captain: “Why didn’t you stop the ball?”
Goalie: “I thought that’s what the net’s for.”
Joke of the day – Dolphins
Dolphins are so intelligent that after only a few weeks they can train a man to stand on the edge of the pool each day and throw them fish.
“I would always rather be happy than dignified.”
Joke of the day – Firefly race
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, GLOW!
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“Hide your craziness behind a beautiful smile. That’s all you need.”
– Paulo Coelho
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