Headmistress: “What tense is ‘I am beautiful’?”
Student: “Past”
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Joke of the day – Golf on Sunday
Golfer: “Reverend, do you think it’s a sin for me to play golf on a Sunday?”
Vicar: “The way you play golf it’s a sin any day.”
Joke of the day – Who’s in charge?
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“My dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always mom who tells him which pair to put on.”
“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”
James A. Garfield
Joke of the day – Grandpa
Reporter: “To what do you attribute your old age?
Grandpa: “To the fact that I was born a long time ago.”
“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.”
― Charles Schulz
“The great myth of our times is that technology is communication.”
– Libby Larsen
Joke of the day – Goalie
Captain: “Why didn’t you stop the ball?”
Goalie: “I thought that’s what the net’s for.”
Joke of the day – Dolphins
Dolphins are so intelligent that after only a few weeks they can train a man to stand on the edge of the pool each day and throw them fish.
