Phil: “My girlfriend says if I don’t give up golf, she’ll leave me.”
Ray: “Say, that’s tough, old man.”
Phil: “Yeah, I’m going to miss her…”
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“Keep going… Each step may get harder but don’t stop! The view is beautiful at the top!”
– Unknown
Joke of the day – Horse ‘writing’
A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.
Father: “What are you doing up there?”
Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”
Joke of the day – Leopard
What happened to the leopard who took three baths everyday? 
Within a week he was spotless!
“Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act.”
– Annie Besant
Joke of the day – Backyard camping
Two boys camping out in the backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their voices.
Soon, one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted, “Hey, cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning.”
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“Always keep your eyes open. Keep watching.
Because whatever you see can inspire you.”—Grace Coddington
Joke of the day – Missing cat
Amy: “Did you find your cat?”
Cathy: “Yes, he was in the refrigerator.”
Amy: “Goodness, is he okay?”
Cathy: “He’s more than okay. He’s a cool cat!
Funny drawings by Shaye – 15
Me and my funny bald dad are so alike. Just look at those identical smiles! 
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“Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by
squirrels who bury nuts…..(Photo credit: http://www.boreme.com)
….and then forget where they hid them.” – Unknown
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