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Joke of the day – Snowball

Snowball effect:
The more I run,
the more weight I gained.
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Joke of the day – PUGeye

“I’m on a well-rounded diet.” – PUGeye the sailor dog
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Fur the ❤️ of Christmas

Gather around fellow humans for some exciting Christmas tails.
Oh deer! Christmas is here.
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Dear Santa,
I pawmise I was good.
The cat did it.
May your days be furry and bright!
Merry Christmutts good people!
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No! It’s Merry Catmas!
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Merry Christmas to all

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Have a white Christmas everyone!
If you don’t have white,
open a bottle of red! 🍷
“Christmas is a time for loving, sharing, giving and forgiving. Christmas will always be as long as we stand hand in hand and heart to heart.”
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“From across the sMILES,
Merry Christmas to all
from the bottom of my heart.”
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Joke of the day – Sleigh what?

ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪ Sleigh my name,
sleigh my name ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

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Joke of the day – Snow in love

“🎄⛄️It was love at frost sight⛄️🎄
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Joke of the day – Santa Claws

“Santa claws is coming to town.”
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Quote of the day – Virginia Woolf

“One cannot
think well,
love well,
sleep well,
if one has not
dined well.”
– Virginia Woolf
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