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Joke of the day – Pure breAd

Born and breAd in OVENs,
Victoria, Australia!
Donโ€™t worry, you can crust me!
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Joke of the day – French

Bonjour! ChiWOW-WA!
Youโ€™re looking fresh french!
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Joke of the day – Good lark

Oh look, itโ€™s Meow-ahโ€™s ark!
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Remembering dad ๐Ÿ’

Tonight I light this candle in memory of my dad on his 23rd anniversaryโ€ฆ
to let him know I remember and that heโ€™ll always be loved, heโ€™ll always be missed and heโ€™ll live in my heart forever ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•
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Joke of the day – Faux PAwS

The person who said
the secret to happiness is
low expectationsโ€ฆ
is lying!

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A purr-ayer for you

I purr-ay your mind is at peace, your home smells of freshly baked cookies and your family is happy and healthy.
May God watch over from above and cover you with a blanket of his love and keep you safe (โ•ฏห˜ -ห˜ )โ•ฏ

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Happy 2024, everyone!

Welcome 2024! Youโ€™re finally here!
Here are some pawsonal New Yearโ€™s resolutions that are pretty horrific realisticโ€ฆ
1. Iโ€™ll stop doing silly thingsโ€ฆalone.
2. Iโ€™ll embrace the chaos and try to make my bed at least once a month.
Help fold my blankieโ€ฆpretty please!
3. Iโ€™ll master the art of โ€ฆmaking scary faces.
Looking fang-tastic!
4. Iโ€™ll wear more purr-ple and embrace my cat-tivating mewty!
5. Iโ€™ll take more selfiesโ€ฆpawperly
Darn it! I need a selfie stick.
6. Do more shoppingโ€ฆat the secondhand store.
๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŒทMy warmest wishes to you
as we welcome
a brand new year.
May you be blessed with
good food health,
toys joy, laughter and
all the good things in life that
you truly donโ€™t deserve!๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ˜ป

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On New yEARโ€™S EVEningโ€ฆ

โ€œYay! Itโ€™s almost time to say goodbye to 2023 and Iโ€™m all yours earsโ€
โ€œStop wasting time, bunny dog. Just tell them to bring all the good food. Iโ€™m starving! The world needs more food love.
๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅ‚Cheers to a bright &
happy new yearโ€ฆ
another chance for us
to waste it get it right!๐Ÿฅ‚ ๐ŸŽ‰

~~~~~โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ~~~~

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Joke of the day – ReFURbished

How do you like the
CONTEMPT-porary design?
Btw, it was done
according to the cLAW