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Quote of the day – Rita Rudner

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β€œI don’t plan to
grow old gracefully.
I plan to have face-lifts
until my ears meet. β€œ
– Rita Rudner
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Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson

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β€œIf I feel physically as if the top
of my head were taken off,
I know that is poetry.”
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Joke of the day – Water

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β€œDo water-ever you like.
Just go with the flow.”
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Joke of the day – Down to earth

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β€œI’m having my
β€˜grounding’ moment.
Next stop is the sofa.”
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Joke of the day – Lost

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β€œI’ve lost my mind and
I’m still looking for it.”
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Joke of the day – Melon

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β€œThere’s something
MELONcholic
about this ball.
But I’ve decided
to just roll with it.”
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Quote of the day – Allen Ginsberg

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β€œFollow your inner moonlight;
don’t hide the madness.”
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Joke of the day – Whisk

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β€œDon’t be afraid to take whisks.”
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Joke of the day – Yolks

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β€œI can’t think of any good yolks.”
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