… saying thanks with ‘peelings’.
Happiness is …
… saying thanks with ‘peelings’.
Joke of the day – Spy
Whoย is the mostย famousย underwater spy?
James Pond!
Quote of the day – Dodinsky
“Be proud to wear you.”
– Dodinsky
Quote of the day – Garrison Keillor
“Cats are intended to teach us that
not everything in nature has a function.”
– Garrison Keillor
Joke of the day – Frogs
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Joke of the day – Therapy session
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.
Psychiatrist: ย “I’m not aware of your problem. ย So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.
Patient: ย “Of course!” In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
Joke of the day – Liar
Teacher: ย ย “Do you know what happens to liars when they die?”
Timmy:ย “Yes, ma’am, they lie still.”
Quote of the day – Genghis Khan
An army of donkeys led by a lion is better than
an army of lions led by a donkey.
– Genghis Khan
Joke of the day -Featherweight
Last night I dreamed that I was weightless.
ย I was like, Omg.
Quote of the day – Og Mandino
“Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity.”
– Og Mandino
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