Joke of the day – PUGeye
āIām on a well-rounded diet.ā – PUGeye the sailor dog

Joke of the day – Boxed
Itās boxed in day!

Fur the ā¤ļø of Christmas
Gather around fellow humans for some exciting Christmas tails.
Oh deer! Christmas is here.

Dear Santa,
I pawmise I was good.
The cat did it.
May your days be furry and bright!
Merry Christmutts good people!

No! Itās Merry Catmas!

Merry Christmas to all

Have a white Christmas everyone!
If you donāt have white,
open a bottle of red! š·
āChristmas is a time for loving, sharing, giving and forgiving. Christmas will always be as long as we stand hand in hand and heart to heart.ā

āFrom across the sMILES,
Merry Christmas to all
from the bottom of my heart.ā

Joke of the day – Sleigh what?
ć½(āĀ“ā`)ļ¾āŖ Sleigh my name,
sleigh my name āŖ(ą¹į“ā”į“ą¹)āŖ
Joke of the day – Snow in love
āšāļøIt was love at frost sightāļøš

Joke of the day – Santa Claws
āSanta claws is coming to town.ā
I Know My Comedy

I said to myself, āSelf,ā (and I knew it was me, because I recognized my voice, and I was wearing my underwear) āToday is going to be a great day!ā *ā¦
I Know My Comedy
Quote of the day – Virginia Woolf
āOne cannot
think well,
love well,
sleep well,
if one has not
dined well.ā
ā Virginia Woolf





