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Joke of the day – Snowball

Snowball effect:
The more I run,
the more weight I gained.
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Joke of the day – PUGeye

ā€œI’m on a well-rounded diet.ā€ – PUGeye the sailor dog
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Fur the ā¤ļø of Christmas

Gather around fellow humans for some exciting Christmas tails.
Oh deer! Christmas is here.
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Dear Santa,
I pawmise I was good.
The cat did it.
May your days be furry and bright!
Merry Christmutts good people!
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No! It’s Merry Catmas!
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Merry Christmas to all

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Have a white Christmas everyone!
If you don’t have white,
open a bottle of red! šŸ·
ā€œChristmas is a time for loving, sharing, giving and forgiving. Christmas will always be as long as we stand hand in hand and heart to heart.ā€
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ā€œFrom across the sMILES,
Merry Christmas to all
from the bottom of my heart.ā€
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Joke of the day – Sleigh what?

ヽ(ā—‹Ā“āˆ€`)ノ♪ Sleigh my name,
sleigh my name ♪(๑ᓖ◔ᓖ๑)♪

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Joke of the day – Snow in love

ā€œšŸŽ„ā›„ļøIt was love at frost sightā›„ļøšŸŽ„
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Joke of the day – Santa Claws

ā€œSanta claws is coming to town.ā€
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I Know My Comedy

I said to myself, ā€œSelf,ā€ (and I knew it was me, because I recognized my voice, and I was wearing my underwear) ā€œToday is going to be a great day!ā€ *…

I Know My Comedy
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Quote of the day – Virginia Woolf

ā€œOne cannot
think well,
love well,
sleep well,
if one has not
dined well.ā€
– Virginia Woolf
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