Humans call it laziness.
But we’re just highly motivated to do nothing.
Tag Archives: clean jokes
Joke of the day – Toe
What did the toe sayย when she was
asked out on a date?
I couldn’t go out with a heel like you!
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Joke of the day – Carton of eggs
How do you entertain a carton of eggs?
Tell them some eggcellentย yolks!
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Joke of the day – MAD
I’m really MAD (Making A Difference)
Joke of the day – Reverse
Do you want to hear a joke backwards?
Okayโฆ good, start laughing.
Joke of the day – E baggage
If your emotional baggage exceeds the carry on limits,
please check excess baggage over there.
Joke of the day – Lord’s Prayer (Kids version)
“Our Father, who does art in heaven.”
“Howard be thy name.”
“Give us this day our jelly bread.”
“Lead a snot into temptation.”
“And deliver us from eagles.”
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Joke of the day – Petting Zoo
I’ve been really depressed lately. ย A friend toldย me
I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pat me!
Joke of the day – Black & white
What is black โ white โ black โ white โ black โ white?
A penguin rolling down a mountain!
Joke of the day – Toilet issue
What did the toilet roll complain about?
“People just keep ripping me off.”
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