Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?

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ā€œIā€™m not a vegan.
Iā€™m a CORNivore!
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Joke of the day – Mud bath

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Mom said I needed a bath.
So here I am having
the most relaxing
mud bath!
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Joke of the day – Sausage

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ā€œJust trying to make ends meat.
Franks for the uplift.ā€
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Joke of the day – Mouse

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ā€œWatch out, Kiwi!ā€
Thatā€™s why we canā€™t have
mice things in the house.ā€
The Mouse and Kiwi!
Have a tweet day! ā¤ļøKiwi
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Joke of the day – Chair

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ā€œChair-ish every moment, my deer!ā€
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Joke of the day – Tissue

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ā€œSneeze the moment!
Everyone nose
Iā€™m the best.ā€
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Joke of the day – Rail life

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ā€œLive to tell the rail.ā€
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Joke of the day – Baaaket

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ā€œHey,ewe!
Whatā€™s with the pail look?
Nuttinā€™!
Iā€™m going up the hill
with Jack and Jill
to fetch a pail of water.ā€
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Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty

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ā€œI wonder what kind of bird Humpty Dumpty would have hatched into eh? Sadly, weā€™ll never know.ā€ – Harry Hill
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