Tag Archives: creative writing
Joke of the day – Concise essay
A university creative writing class was asked to write
a concise essay containing these four elements:
religion, royalty, sex and mystery.
The prize-winning essay read:
“My God,” said the Queen. “I’m pregnant. I wonder who did it?”
Joke of the day – Essay
Teacher: That essay on the dog is exactly word for word, same as your brother’s.
Student: Of course, ma’am, it’s the same dog!
Quote of the day – Mark Twain
“Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.” – Mark Twain
Quote of the day – Andre Gide
“The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes.” —Andre Gide
Quote of the day – Mason Cooley
“There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them.” – Mason Cooley
Quote of the day – Shania Twain
“Writing is very much a playground – an artistic playground. It’s the most fun thing I do.” – Shania Twain
Quote of the day – C S Lewis
“You can make anything by writing.”
― C.S. Lewis
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