“Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act.”
– Annie Besant
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“Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.”.
– Dr. Seuss
Joke of the day – Short legs
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Little girl: “I’d like to buy that dog, but his legs are too short.”
Salesgirl: “Not really, all four of them touch the floor.”
Joke of the day – Distant relative
Sam: “So, you’re distantly related to the family next door, are you?”
Frank: “Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.”
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“Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.”
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“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Joke of the day – Bicycle dog
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Mimi: “My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?”
Bert: “Take his bike away.”
Joke of the day – Dog biscuits
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“Embrace the glorious mess that you are”
– Elizabeth Gilbert
Joke of the day – Rolex and Timex
Felly adopts two dogs, and she names them Rolex and Timex.
Molly: “Where’d you come up with those names?”
Felly: “HellOOOOO……they’re watchdogs!”
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