“I wonder what kind of bird Humpty Dumpty would have hatched into eh? Sadly, we’ll never know.” – Harry Hill
Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Tag Archives: egg
Joke of the day – Egghast
An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get
an eggsplanation!
Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg?
But I think Humpty Dumpty was really a teapot!
[Pictures from http://www.pinterest.com]
Quote of the day – Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked”
– Bernard Meltzer
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 