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Joke of the day – Boomerang

How do you get rid of a boomerang?

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Throw it down a one-way street!

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Joke of the day – Fur

What fur do you get from a skunk?

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As fur as possible!

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Joke of the day – Egg roll

How do you make an egg -roll?
Just push it and it’ll start rolling!

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Joke of the day – Types of Chihuahua

1. T-huahua
2. Shu-huahua

 

3. Chic-huahua

 

4. Chill-huahua
5. Chew-huahua

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Joke of the day – PENpals

 

PENny:   “How do I look?”
sPENcer:  “You look absolutely INKredible!

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Joke of the day – Wallow

Do you call this the muddy puddle …

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or a pit stop?

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[Pics from Pinterest]

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Joke of the day – Mushroom

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There is so mushroom for happiness!

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Joke of the day – Drain out

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Why don’t cows have money?

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Because farmers milk them dry

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Joke of the day – Librarian

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When a librarian goes fishing, what does he use for bait?

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Bookworms.

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Joke of the day – Ninja

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

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Sneakers.

[Pics from Pinterest]

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