Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”
Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”
Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”
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Joke of the day – Idle
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.
Joke of the day – Fish Talk
Joke of the day – Water polo
Joke of the day – Fairy tale
Mother duck is telling her little duckling a story:
“…the handsome prince turned into a juicy frog! They had
him for dinner and they lived happily every after.”
Joke of the day – Stubby
“I am not short. I’m delightfully compact and ridiculously cute!”
Joke of the day – Jest
The pun is mightier than the word.
Joke of the day – Anatomy
The body is an interesting phenomenon. Often a pat on the back…
…will result in a SWOLLEN head.
Joke of the day – Misconstrue
(Photo credit: http://www.lajollamom.com)
Bob: “My wife doesn’t understand me.”
Tom: “In what way?”
Bob: “Well, the other day I was sitting in my bath when she walked straight in and with one swipe she sank my rubber duckie.”
Joke of the day – Motion sickness
Tim got off a train very green in the face. A friend met him and asked him what was wrong.
Tim: “Train sickness. I always get deathly sick when I travel backwards on the train.”
Friend: “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting opposite to change seats with you?”
Tim: “I thought of that but there wasn’t anybody there!”
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