Richard: “Do you think, Professor, that my girlfriend should take up the piano as a carreer?”
Professor: “No, I think she should put down the lid as a favour!”
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Joke of the day – Short legs
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Little girl: “I’d like to buy that dog, but his legs are too short.”
Salesgirl: “Not really, all four of them touch the floor.”
Joke of the day – Termite
What is a termite’s favourite breakfast?
Oak-meal!
Joke of the day – Clever duck
Joke of the day – Girls are smarter
Girl: “Did you know that girls are smarter than boys?”
Boy: “Really? I never knew that.”
Girl: “See what I mean?”
Joke of the day – Letter to myself
“Last night I wrote a letter to myself. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.”
Joke of the day – Fastidious
Don: “You’re so fastidious!”
Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”
Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.
Joke of the day – Parrot training
Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”
Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”
Joke of the day – Belch
Beth: “What does the Queen do when she burps?”
Susie: “She issues a royal pardon.”
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