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Joke of the day – Frogs
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Joke of the day – Therapy session
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.
Psychiatrist: “I’m not aware of your problem. So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.
Patient: “Of course!” In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
Joke of the day – Lap_ _ _?
Joke of the day – We are all free
Nursery school teacher: “We live in a great country.
One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free.’
Timmy: “I’m not free. I’m four.”
Joke of the day – Cheese
Why did the Greek woman stop feeding her cat cheese?
Because she was getting Feta and Feta.
Joke of the day – Judge & dentist
What did the judge say to the dentist?
“Do you swear to pull the tooth,
the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”
Joke of the day – Pink cat
Joke of the day – Chow down
Joke of the day – Vet waiting room
Sign at the veterinarian waiting room :
Be back in 5 minutes. SIT! STAY!
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