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Joke of the day – Coffee
ONE cup of coffee a day is good for your health!
Joke of the day – Mustache
“I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.”
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Joke of the day – Trangression
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”
Joke of the day – Menu
Ms Penguin: “What’s on the menu?”
Mr Penguin: “ME n U”
Joke of the day – Guardian
Joke of the day – Capricious
I love snow.
Actually, I hate snow!
Bi-polar bear
Joke of the day – OOOO
Two mice talking:
“Did you know that the O O O O car
is actually called Audi?”
Joke of the day – Soul mate
Joke of the day – Let’s bake
because I knead the dough.
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