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Tag Archives: funny jokes
Joke of the day – Layoff
I canβt believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Joke of the day – Term exam
Father: Β Son, what are your results in the firstΒ term examination?
Son: Β Underwater.
Father: Β What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Β Below ‘C’ level.
Joke of the day – Wicked wok
Joke of the day -Sandwich chat
Joke of the day – More than meat
Joke of the day – Seal
That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
Joke of the day -Fishy
MrsΒ Smeelie: Β “Did you wash the fish before you cooked it?”
Mr Smeelie: Β “What’s the point of washing something that’s spent all its life in water?”
Joke of the day – Puppy love
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 