Tag Archives: funny jokes

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Joke of the day – Turtle

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

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Joke of the day – Cat service

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BUREAUCATS 

[Public Cat Service]

 

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Joke of the day – Cat law

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 Claw Enforcement

(Cat’s way of keeping law & order)

 

 

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Joke of the day – Budge

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Cow: “Mooooove over!”

Sheep: “Naaaaaaaaa.”

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Joke of the day – Tweeter

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“Hi there,

I’m busy on the line now,

I’ll tweet you later.”

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Joke of the day – Real name

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Teacher :   “What is your name?”

New student:  “Spider-man.”

Teacher:  “No, I mean your real name.”

New student:  “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”

 

 

 

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Joke of the day – Purrfect pick up line

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If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

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Joke of the day – Wood

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Greetings from ‘Horridwood’!

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Joke of the day – Facebook

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Facebook is a lot of ancient Egypt …

You write on walls and

cute boy drew on wall

worship cats!

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Joke of the day – Milkshake

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I’ve been working for an Arab dairy farmer, 

or Milk Sheikh as he prefers to be called.