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Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Grate
Joke of the day – I will be there
Remember, when you fall…
I will be there to catch you.
With love,
Joke of the day – Clone
Joke of the day – Pit bull
“What do you get if you cross
a camera with a
pit bull?”
A snapshot!
Joke of the day – Monster Etiquette
What does a monster mom say to her kids at meal time?
“Don’t speak with someone in your mouth!”
Joke of the day – Living space
“If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.”
Joke of the day – CATastrophe
Chaos,
panic,
& disorder…
My work here is done!
Joke of the day – Idle
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.
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