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Joke of the day – Ship out

“I’m not shore what’s happening.”

have a lovely day

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Joke of the day – Bless u

“Ahhh………..ahhh……….ahhhhhh…………..CHOO!
It’s sNOT funny!”

giphy

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Quote of the day – J K Rowling

β€œI’ve got two daughters who will have to
make their way in this skinny-obsessed world,
and it worries me because I don’t want them to be
empty-headed, self-obsessed, emaciated clones;Β 
I’d rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind,
opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before β€œthin.” ”
– J.K. Rowling

women's day

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Joke of the day – Fair play

justICE for all”
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Joke of the day – You knead it!

 

“Ahh…nothing like a deep tISSUE massage!”
3tj5

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Joke of the day – I’m not sharing

“You’re cute, funny and all, but I’m still not sharing my coffee.”

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Joke of the day – Vet

“What’s a vet?Β  I’m a dogtor.”
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Joke of the day – Clogs

“Who let the clogs out?”
Who?
Who? Who? Who?”

clogs

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Joke of the day – Let’s talk trash

“She dumped me and I feel like trash.”

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