What is a pink cat’s favorite car?
“A Pink CATillac”
Tag Archives: good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Vet waiting room
Sign at the veterinarian waiting room :
Be back in 5 minutes. SIT! STAY!
Joke of the day – Wrong v Right
Two wrongs don’t make a right,
but two Wrights made an airplane.
Joke of the day – CATchup
We must CATchup soon!
Joke of the day – Turtle
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
Joke of the day – Cat service
Joke of the day – Cat law
Claw Enforcement
(Cat’s way of keeping law & order)
Joke of the day – Budge
Cow: “Mooooove over!”
Sheep: “Naaaaaaaaa.”
Joke of the day – Tweeter
“Hi there,
I’m busy on the line now,
I’ll tweet you later.”
Joke of the day – Real name
Teacher : “What is your name?”
New student: “Spider-man.”
Teacher: “No, I mean your real name.”
New student: “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”
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