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Joke of the day – Purrfect pick up line

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

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Joke of the day – Wood

Greetings from ‘Horridwood’!

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Joke of the day – Facebook

Facebook is a lot of ancient Egypt …

You write on walls and

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worship cats!

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Joke of the day – Milkshake

I’ve been working for an Arab dairy farmer, 

or Milk Sheikh as he prefers to be called. 

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Joke of the day – Pirate

How do you make a pirate angry?

Take the “P” out of him!

 

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Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt

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Shaye:  “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt.  It’s  wrong.”

Me:  “What’s wrong with it, baby?

Shaye:  “It says –

But I want a T-shirt that says –

My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister

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Joke of the day – Creative writing

A teacher asked her students to write a sentence

using the words ‘defeat, defense and detail‘.

Little Tommy wrote: 

De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.

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Joke of the day – Donuts

Donut worry. The center of a donut is 100% fat free.”

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Joke of the day – Coffee

ONE cup of coffee a day is good for your health!

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Joke of the day – Mustache

“I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.”

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