Tag Archives: good clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Trangression

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A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

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Joke of the day – Army of the Lord

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Pastor:   “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

Parishioner: “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

Pastor:  “How come I don’t see you except at Easter and Christmas?”

Parishioner : “I’m in the secret service.”

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Joke of the day – OOOO

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Two mice talking:

“Did you know that the O O O O car

is actually called Audi?” 

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Joke of the day – Soul mate

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I’ve found my sole mate!

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Joke of the day – Let’s bake

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because I knead the dough.

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Joke of the day – Meaning of life

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Toddler:  “What do you think the meaning of life is?”

Cat:  “Well, I think it’s eating …

… and sleeping!”

Toddler:  “Yup, that’s what I thought.”

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Joke of the day – First job

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory,

 but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.

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Joke of the day – Light in tunnel

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The light at the end of the tunnel ….

is a train!

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Joke of the day – Baker

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Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do.

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funny darshund baking

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