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Joke of the day – Fairy tale
Mother duck is telling her little duckling a story:
“…the handsome prince turned into a juicy frog! They had
him for dinner and they lived happily every after.”
Joke of the day – Stubby
“I am not short. I’m delightfully compact and ridiculously cute!”
Joke of the day – Jest
The pun is mightier than the word.
Joke of the day – Anatomy
The body is an interesting phenomenon. Often a pat on the back…
…will result in a SWOLLEN head.
Joke of the day – Misconstrue
(Photo credit: http://www.lajollamom.com)
Bob: “My wife doesn’t understand me.”
Tom: “In what way?”
Bob: “Well, the other day I was sitting in my bath when she walked straight in and with one swipe she sank my rubber duckie.”
Joke of the day – Motion sickness
Tim got off a train very green in the face. A friend met him and asked him what was wrong.
Tim: “Train sickness. I always get deathly sick when I travel backwards on the train.”
Friend: “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting opposite to change seats with you?”
Tim: “I thought of that but there wasn’t anybody there!”
Joke of the day – Milk before bed
Here’s a simple reason why drinking milk before bedtime is bad for you.
“You drink milk.”
“You toss and turn in our sleep, the milk is turned to butter,
the butter turns to fat,
fat turns to alchohol,
and you wake up with a hangover!
Joke of the day – Surgeon
REMEMBER:
Never argue with surgeons.
They have inside information.
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Joke of the day – Melon
What would you get if you crossed a cat with a melon?
Photo by: Kelly Tippett
A cat-aloupe!
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