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Joke of the day – Tea time

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โ€œLife is tea short.
Always stay one steep ahead.
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Joke of the day – Aubergine

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Egg: โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong, Aubergine?โ€
Eggplant: โ€œI donโ€™t know who I am anymore.โ€
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Joke of the day – Hairitage

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โ€œI ainโ€™t old.
Iโ€™m a hairloom in the making.โ€
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Joke of the day – GILLty fish

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โ€œIs that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?โ€
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Joke of the day – Cucumber

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“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”

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Joke of the day – Retired

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“I’m re-TIRED!
I was tired yesterday.
I’m tired again today.
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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

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“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

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Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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Joke of the day – Beagle

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Bob: โ€œI used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.โ€
Jim: โ€œSo…how are you now?โ€
Bob: โ€œIโ€™m good. Just feel my nose.โ€
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Joke of the day – Space

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โ€œDonโ€™t mind me.
I just need more space.โ€
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