Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because babies can’t dress themselves.
Tag Archives: humor
Quote of the day – Barbara A. Daniels
βLife is a beautiful and endless journey in search of the perfect cup.β
β Barbara A. Daniels
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Joke of the day – Beware
Don’t mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, Tae Kwan Do, Jujitsu, and 25 other dangerous words!
βIn a mad world,
only the mad are sane.β
β Akira Kurosawa
Joke of the day – Home protector
Our 
is protected by the Good Lord and a Saint.
If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet them both!
“The one thing that you have that nobody else has is you.
Your voice,
your mind,
your story,
your vision.
So write and draw and build and play and dance and live as only you can.”
– Neil Gaiman
Joke of the day – Golden retriever
What do you get if you cross a golden retriever with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
Joke of the day – Happy Lassie
Joke of the day – My pet parrot
Short essay on my pet parrot:
I got a parrot and it talked, but it did not say ‘Iβm hungry’, so it died.
βIt is no bad thing celebrating a simple life.β
β J.R.R. Tolkien
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