Looking for income…still no outcome.
Joke of the day – Income
Looking for income…still no outcome.
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“Itβs all messy: The hair. The bed. The words. The heart. Life⦔
– William Leal
Joke of the day – Math pick up line
“Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my eX without
asking Y?”
Joke of the day – Binary code
How easy is it to count in binary?
Itβs as easy as 01 10 11.
Joke of the day – The statistician
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells “We got ’em!β
Joke of the day – I’m a nobody
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I’m a nobody,
nobody is perfect,
and therefore I’m perfect!
Joke of the day – Ambivalent
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Joke of the day – Mother tongue
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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
Joke of the day – Withdrawal symptoms
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Whenever I go near a bank
I get withdrawal symptoms.
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