Tag Archives: humor

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Joke of the day – Carton of eggs

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How do you entertain a carton of eggs?

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Tell them some eggcellent yolks!

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Joke of the day – E baggage

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If your emotional baggage exceeds the carry on limits,

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please check excess baggage over there.

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Joke of the day – Black & white

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What is black – white – black – white – black – white?

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A penguin rolling down a mountain!

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Joke of the day – Drain out

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Why don’t cows have money?

animated-cow-image-0079Because farmers milk them dry

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Quote of the day – Lemony Snicket

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The moral of ‘Snow White’ is

‘Never eat apples.’

 

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Joke of the day – Fowl

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Please excuse my fowl mood!

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Joke of the day – More than meat

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Chicken Meet Ball Soup, anyone?

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Joke of the day – Seal

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That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!

 

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Joke of the day – Puppy love

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Girl:  Honey, how could I ever leave you?

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Boy:  By car,

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bus,

train,

or plane.