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Joke of the day – Therapy session
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.
Psychiatrist: “I’m not aware of your problem. So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.
Patient: “Of course!” In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
Joke of the day – Liar
Teacher: “Do you know what happens to liars when they die?”
Timmy: “Yes, ma’am, they lie still.”
Joke of the day -Featherweight
Last night I dreamed that I was weightless.
I was like, Omg.
Joke of the day – Show and tell
A primary one teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. The assignment is to bring something to represent their religion.
Jude: “I’m Jewish and this is the Star of David.”
Mary: “I’m Catholic and this is the Crucifix.”
Tommy: “I’m Baptist and this is a casserole.”
Joke of the day – Sparrow & snail
Sparrow: “Why are you climbing the apple tree. Don’t you know there aren’t any apples on the tree yet?”
Snail: “Yes, but there will be by the time I get up there.”
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Joke of the day – Lap_ _ _?
Joke of the day – We are all free
Nursery school teacher: “We live in a great country.
One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free.’
Timmy: “I’m not free. I’m four.”
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