2

Joke of the day – Happy potato

“Smile and be spudtacular as I yam!”
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Joke of the day – LOwL

“Don’t ask!
I was up owl night.
Give me owl your coffee.”

2

Joke of the day – Best popsicle

You’re the sweetest and
ape-solutely delicious!

4

Joke of the day – Monkey biz

This online monkey business is stressing me out.”
http://www.pinterest.com
4

Joke of the day – Retired

“I’m re-TIRED!
I was tired yesterday.
I’m tired again today.

5

Joke of the day – Wait

“How many votes you got there?”
“Wait! I’m still counting.”

5

Quote of the day – NBC

“Don’t panic! It’s only a little cattywampus.”

2

Joke of the day – Tech support

“Hi I’m keITh from Tech Support.
I’m here to delete your cookies.”
 

 

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Joke of the day – Uplift

“We’re here to lift your spirit”
2

Joke of the day – Snapped

“Dear God, my sole is in despair!”
“I will heel you, my child. Take one baby croc step at a time.”