Bill: “My family is just like a nation. My wife is the minister of finance, my mum-in-law is minister of war and my daughter is foreign secretary.”
Sam: Sounds interesting. And what is your position?”
Bill: I’m the people. All I do is pay.”
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Joke of the day ~ Mother-in-law’s visit
Jim took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
“Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”
The vet stepped back, “Jim, why should I do such a terrible thing?”
“Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcome.”
Jokes of the day – Relatives
Wife β You hate my relatives!
Husband β No, I donβt! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.
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