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Joke of the day – Reality

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The trouble with life is there’s no
background music.
Singing Penguin

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Joke of the day – Music shop

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A sign at a music shop:
β€œGone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”

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“People have to get out sometimes – have something good to eat, have some drinks, belt out some songs, talk about nothing in particular.” – Haruki Murakami

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Joke of the day – Music

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Is it possible to stretch music so that it will last a little longer?

Yes, if you have a rubber band.

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Joke of the day – Favorite movie

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What is a cat’s favorite movie?

The Sound of Mew-sic!

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“We must act out passion before we can feel it.”

~ Jean-Paul Sartre

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Quote of the day – Clive James

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“A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.”

– Clive James

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Joke of the day – Christmas gifts

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Bernie and his mates were out at the local pub for a drink.

They were discussing Christmas and exchanging their individual experiences of the festive occasion.

Then the conversation moved along to Christmas gifts and what they are giving to their nearest and dearest. Soon it was Bernie’s turn.

“What did you get for Christmas, Bernie?”

“I bought myself one of those I-phones” he replied. “They’re brilliant. You can do internet and movies and photographs and just about anything.”

“Then for my daughter I bought an I-pad. They’re better than books you know”.

“…..and I got my son an I-pod for his music.”

“What did you get for your wife then Bernie? asked his best mate. “Something special?”

“Well, I got her one of those Irons.”

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Quote of the day – William Arthur Ward

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“God made Christmas happen;
friends make Christmas beautiful,
music makes Christmas festive;
giving makes Christmas joyous,
love makes Christmas complete.”

~William Arthur Ward

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Quote of the day – Plato

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“Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.” – Plato