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Quote of the day – Rod McKuen

Cats have it all

admiration,

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Lil BUB (www.pinterest.com)

an endless sleep,

and company only when they want it.”

– Rod McKuen

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Quote of the day – Rachel Wolchin

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“We’re all half mad.  

What really matters is

which half you consider normal.”

-Rachel Wolchin

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Joke of the day – Dog show

 

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

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Quote of the day – Deepak Chopra

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 “Instead of thinking outside the box,

get rid of the box.”

– Deepak Chopra

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Joke of the day – The missing parrot

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A lady was visibly distraught one morning and explained to her neighbour that her  parrot had escaped from his cage and flown out an open window. Of all the dangers the tame bird would face outdoors alone, she seemed most concerned about what would happen if the bird started talking.

Neighbour: “Why are you so worried?  What would your parrot say?”

Lady: “Well, he mostly says, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’ ”

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Happiness is …

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… a purrrfect summer!

 

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Quote of the day – Dodinsky

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“Be proud to wear you.”

– Dodinsky

 

 

 

 

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Quote of the day – Garrison Keillor

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Cats are intended to teach us that

not everything in nature has a function.”

– Garrison Keillor

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Quote of the day – Joyce Meyer

“One mistake does not have to rule a person’s entire life.”

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― Joyce Meyer

 

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Joke of the day – Lap_ _ _?

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Everyone should get a lapdog.

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