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Joke of the day – Favorite Song
What song do cats adore?
♪┏(・o･)┛♪ Felines….nothing left but felines….♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪
Joke of the day – Oblivious
Must be Monday again!
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Joke of the day – Coffeeology
1. Expresso yourself.
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2. Stay grounded.
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3. Take life one cup at a time.
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4. Better latte than never.
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5. Take time to smell the coffee.
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Joke of the day – Perfect massage
The purrrfect deep tissue relaxing massage anyone?
Joke of the day – Bicycle
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
Because it’s two tired!
Joke of the day – Mixed nuts
Overheard boy talking to the grocer:
“One pound of mixed nuts please – not too many coconuts!”
Joke of the day – Chihuahua and Rottie
Jim: “Did you hear about the Chihuahua who almost killed a Rottweiler?”
Tim: “Are you kidding me? How could a little dog hurt a Rottie?”
Jim: “Well, it seems it got stuck in the Rottie’s throat!”
Joke of the day – Restless
It has to be …
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…Monday again!
Joke of the day – Dog and giraffe
What do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe?
A dog that barks at airplanes!
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