The Beckhams named their daughter, Harper Seven.
Did it ever cross your mind that if they’d juggled
the letters she could’ve been Even Sharper?
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Joke of the day – Dream job
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job!
Joke of the day – Be more or less specific
“Young man, where do you work? the judge asked the defendant.
“Here and there,” said the man,
“What do you do for a living?”
“This and that.”
“Take him away,” said the judge.
The man said, “Wait a minute! When will I get out?”
The judge replied, “Sooner or later.”
Joke of the day – Concise essay
A university creative writing class was asked to write
a concise essay containing these four elements:
religion, royalty, sex and mystery.
The prize-winning essay read:
“My God,” said the Queen. “I’m pregnant. I wonder who did it?”
Joke of the day – Law student
What do you call a law student who tries to sue himself?
Self tort.
Joke of the day – Romantic duck
I’m in a Chinese restaurant and this duck comes up with a red rose and says: “Your eyes sparkle like diamonds.”
I said: “Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck.”
Joke of the day – The skunk
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
Odor in the court.
Joke of the day – Two peanuts
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Joke of the day – Life in 4 stages
When you ponder about Christmas, there are four stages in your life:-
1. You believe in Santa
2. You don’t believe in Santa
3. You are Santa
4. You look like Santa
Joke of the day – “Hydrant” day
Two dogs were out for a walk. One dog says to the other,
“Wait here a minute, I’ll be right back.”
He walks across the street and sniffs a fire hydrant for about a minute,
then rejoins his friend.
“What was that all about?” the other dog asks.
“Just checking my messages.”
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