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Joke of the day – Mouse

“Watch out, Kiwi!”
That’s why we can’t have
mice things in the house.”
The Mouse and Kiwi!
Have a tweet day! ❤️Kiwi
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Joke of the day – Chair

Chair-ish every moment, my deer!”
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Joke of the day – Rail life

“Live to tell the rail.”
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Joke of the day – Baaaket

“Hey,ewe!
What’s with the pail look?
Nuttin’!
I’m going up the hill
with Jack and Jill
to fetch a pail of water.”
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Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty

“I wonder what kind of bird Humpty Dumpty would have hatched into eh? Sadly, we’ll never know.” – Harry Hill
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Joke of the day – Water

“Do water-ever you like.
Just go with the flow.”
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Joke of the day – Lost

I’ve lost my mind and
I’m still looking for it.”
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Joke of the day – Whisk

Don’t be afraid to take whisks.”
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Joke of the day – Yolks

“I can’t think of any good yolks.”
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