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Joke of the day – Misconstrue
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Bob: “My wife doesn’t understand me.”
Tom: “In what way?”
Bob: “Well, the other day I was sitting in my bath when she walked straight in and with one swipe she sank my rubber duckie.”
Joke of the day – Motion sickness
Tim got off a train very green in the face. A friend met him and asked him what was wrong.
Tim: “Train sickness. I always get deathly sick when I travel backwards on the train.”
Friend: “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting opposite to change seats with you?”
Tim: “I thought of that but there wasn’t anybody there!”
Joke of the day – Psychologist
A psychologist is a man you pay to ask questions your wife ask you for free.
Joke of the day – Milk before bed
Here’s a simple reason why drinking milk before bedtime is bad for you.
“You drink milk.”
“You toss and turn in our sleep, the milk is turned to butter,
the butter turns to fat,
fat turns to alchohol,
and you wake up with a hangover!
Joke of the day – Surgeon
REMEMBER:
Never argue with surgeons.
They have inside information.
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Joke of the day – Melon
What would you get if you crossed a cat with a melon?
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A cat-aloupe!
Joke of the day – Birds
Birds are getting pretty p◉◉pular at self portraits!
Joke of the day – Favorite Song
What song do cats adore?
♪┏(・o･)┛♪ Felines….nothing left but felines….♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪
Joke of the day – Oblivious
Must be Monday again!
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