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Joke of the day – Pink cat

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What is a pink cat’s favorite car?

 

“A Pink CATillac”

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Joke of the day – Chow down

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Bone appétit!

 

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Joke of the day – Vet waiting room

Sign at the veterinarian waiting room :

Be back in 5 minutes. SIT! STAY!

 

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Joke of the day – CATchup

We must CATchup soon!

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Joke of the day – Turtle

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

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Joke of the day – Cat service

BUREAUCATS 

[Public Cat Service]

 

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Joke of the day – Cat law

 Claw Enforcement

(Cat’s way of keeping law & order)

 

 

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Joke of the day – Budge

Cow: “Mooooove over!”

Sheep: “Naaaaaaaaa.”

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Joke of the day – Real name

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Teacher :   “What is your name?”

New student:  “Spider-man.”

Teacher:  “No, I mean your real name.”

New student:  “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”

 

 

 

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Joke of the day – Purrfect pick up line

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Pepe Le Pew - GIFMANIA