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Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?

I’m not a vegan.
I’m a CORNivore!
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Quote of the day – Henry David Thoreau

“Surely joy is the condition of life.”
– Henry David Thoreau
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Joke of the day – Mud bath

Mom said I needed a bath.
So here I am having
the most relaxing
mud bath!
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Water your roots and
watch your soul blossom.”
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Joke of the day – Sausage

“Just trying to make ends meat.
Franks for the uplift.”
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Joke of the day – Mouse

“Watch out, Kiwi!”
That’s why we can’t have
mice things in the house.”
The Mouse and Kiwi!
Have a tweet day! ❤️Kiwi
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Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson

“Find ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living
is joy enough.”
– Emily Dickinson

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Joke of the day – Chair

Chair-ish every moment, my deer!”
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Joke of the day – Tissue

Sneeze the moment!
Everyone nose
I’m the best.”