Bob: “I used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.”
Jim: “So…how are you now?”
Bob: “I’m good. Just feel my nose.”
Joke of the day – Beagle
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Space
Quote of the day – NBC
Joke of the day – Film
Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film.
Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop.
Happy 8th Blog Anniversary!
NBC is 8 today!
So, here I present to you, 8 practical life lessons from NBC.
May we live an ameowzing, happy and furfilling life.
Lesson # 1 : Be confident! Don’t be afraid to ask for food when you’re hungry.
Lesson # 2: Don’t be a people-pleaser. Let your human please you instead.
Lesson # 3: You don’t need expensive toys. The toilet roll is the purrfect toy. It’s cheap and easy to replace.
Lesson # 4: Be well groomed. Looks do matter. It’s not entirely true that beauty is on the inside unless you are a caterpillar. No one wants to look like this in the morning.
Lesson # 5: Learn to slow down. Relax and enjoy yourself a little more.
Lesson # 6: De-tox your mind before you go to sleep. Get rid of all negative thoughts, the odds and ends you pick-up during the day.
Lesson # 7: Embrace peacefulness. Reflect on your most peaceful experiences in life. And drift away into a sound, undisturbed nap.
Lesson # 8: Stretching is good for you. It increases your flexibility, improves your posture and reduce stress and body aches.
Stay safe & happy, people!
Wishing you and yours a very joyous Diwali. Light & blessings, NBC ㄱ(ㅇㅅㅇ” )ㄴ
To all who are celebrating Diwali,
the festival of lights ;
A celebration of triumph
of light over darkness and good over evil,
A festival where thousands of oil lamps
will be illuminated throughout the night;
May the light of hope be there
when we seek it in our darkest hours;
May the light of faith be seen with our hearts
even when our eyes see only darkness;
Let us shine and share this beautiful light
with those around us;
Wishing you delightful moments and
overflowing joy this Diwali and always!
– NBC
Quote of the day – NBC
“Believe in YOURSELFie.”
Joke of the day – Despair
“Help! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
Joke of the day – Ice bear
“Let’s make boatiful memories together.”
Quote of the day – Isadora Duncan
“You were wild once, don’t let them tame you.”
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