A nurse burst into the doctor’s office:
Nurse : “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Quick! Turn him the other way so he’ll look like he was just coming in.”
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Joke of the day – Pour life
Experience comes from making pour decisions!
Feeling grape! [www.giphy.com]
Joke of the day – Craysea
Don’t let its crayseaness bother you.
Have a crabulous day!
Quote of the day – NBC
Love is not as simple
as choosing a guitar pick
We do not choose love
Love chooses us
Love is a force of nature and
all we need to know is that
some people are meant
to stay in our heart
but not in our life.
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Quote of the day – Gary Oldman
You choose your friends by their character
and your socks by their color.
– Gary Oldman
Quote of the day – Oscar Wilde
“To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world,
the most difficult and the most intellectual.”
― Oscar Wilde
Quote of the day – NBC
Joke of the day – Poly…
Polygon – An empty parrot cage.
Polycation – The cat is in the cage and parrots are in charge.
Joke of the day – CATsino
Quote of the day – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
“It is the time you have wasted for your rose
that makes your rose so important.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince
