“Watermelon – it’s a good fruit.
You eat,
you drink,
you wash your face.”
– Enrico Caruso
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day -‘Meow’nuscript
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Happiness is …
… saying thanks with ‘peelings’.
Joke of the day – Spy
Quote of the day – Dodinsky
“Be proud to wear you.”
– Dodinsky
Quote of the day – Garrison Keillor
“Cats are intended to teach us that
not everything in nature has a function.”
– Garrison Keillor
Joke of the day – Frogs
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Joke of the day – Therapy session
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.
Psychiatrist: “I’m not aware of your problem. So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.
Patient: “Of course!” In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
Joke of the day – Liar
Teacher: “Do you know what happens to liars when they die?”
Timmy: “Yes, ma’am, they lie still.”
Quote of the day – Genghis Khan
An army of donkeys led by a lion is better than
an army of lions led by a donkey.
– Genghis Khan
