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Joke of the day -Featherweight

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Last night I dreamed that I was weightless.

 I was like, Omg.

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Quote of the day – Og Mandino

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“Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity.”

– Og Mandino

 

 

 

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Quote of the day – David Baldacci

“Why can’t people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?”

― David Baldacci, The Camel Club

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Quote of the day – Joyce Meyer

“One mistake does not have to rule a person’s entire life.”

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― Joyce Meyer

 

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Joke of the day – Show and tell

A primary one teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. The assignment is to bring something to represent their religion.

Jude:   “I’m Jewish and this is the Star of David.”

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Mary:  “I’m Catholic and this is the Crucifix.”

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Tommy:  “I’m Baptist and this is a casserole.”

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Joke of the day – Sparrow & snail

Sparrow:  “Why are you climbing the apple tree.  Don’t you know there aren’t any apples on the tree yet?”

Snail: “Yes, but there will be by the time I get up there.”

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Quote of the day – Mother Teresa

“Only humility will lead us

 to unity,

and unity

to peace.”

– Mother Teresa

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Quote of the day – Audre Lorde

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“It is not our differences that divide us.

It is our inability to recognize, accept,

and celebrate those differences.”

― Audre Lorde, Our Dead Behind Us: Poems