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Joke of the day – Bus conductor
Bus passenger: “Am I all right for the zoo?”
Bus conductor: “By the look of you I’d say yes — but I’m a bus conductor not a zoologist.”
Joke of the day – Narcissist
Fred: “How’s your new girlfriend?”
Doug: “I think we’ll be very happy.”
Fred: “What makes you think that?”
Doug: “She adores me and so do I.
You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.
– William Blake.
Joke of the day – Venison
Dear Deer,
Why are you so dear?
Meat lover
Funny drawings by Shaye – 13
My funny bald dad looks like this if he has long hair.
(Photo credit: http://www.funnyasduck.net)
“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
― Mark Twain
Joke of the day – Feet to yards
Teacher: “How many feet are there in a yard?”
Bobby: “It depends on how many people are in the yard.”
Joke of the day – Labour Day
“You May take 1 day off today.”
(Photo credit: http://www.barkpost.com)
Have a safe and restful Labour Day!
Joke of the day – Plastic surgeon
“What happened to the plastic surgeon when he sat near the fire?”
“He melted.”
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