Girl: “Did you know that girls are smarter than boys?”
Boy: “Really? I never knew that.”
Girl: “See what I mean?”
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“We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side.”
― Kahlil Gibran
Joke of the day – Letter to myself
“Last night I wrote a letter to myself. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.”
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“Behind every trial and sorrow that He makes us shoulder, God has a reason.”
― Khaled Hosseini
Joke of the day – Fastidious
Don: “You’re so fastidious!”
Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”
Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.
Shaye’s Art Corner
Crocodile playing the piano….
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“Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.”
– Josh Billings
Joke of the day – Parrot training
Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”
Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”
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“Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.”
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
