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“Behind every trial and sorrow that He makes us shoulder, God has a reason.”
― Khaled Hosseini
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Joke of the day – Fastidious
Don: “You’re so fastidious!”
Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”
Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.
Shaye’s Art Corner
Crocodile playing the piano….
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“Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.”
– Josh Billings
Joke of the day – Parrot training
Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”
Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”
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“Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.”
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Joke of the day – Belch
Beth: “What does the Queen do when she burps?”
Susie: “She issues a royal pardon.”
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“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Where do all the teachers go – Peter Dixon
Where do all the teachers go
When it’s four o’clock?
Do they live in houses
And do they wash their socks?
Do they wear pyjamas
And do they watch TV?
And do they pick their noses
The same as you and me?
Do they live with other people
Have they mums and dads?
And were they ever children
And were they ever bad?
Did they ever, never spell right
Did they ever make mistakes?
Were they punished in the corner
If they pinched the chocolate flakes?
Did they ever lose their hymn books
Did they ever leave their greens?
Did they scribble on the desk tops
Where Do All the Teachers Go?
Did they wear old dirty jeans?
I’ll follow one back home today
I’ll find out what they do
Then I’ll put it in a poem
That they can read to you.
– Peter Dixon
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